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***The referee rings the bell and SHANE throws a fist in the air and stares down at Giant Anaconda, who is slowly pulling himself to a sitting position. SHANE stalks back and forth in the ring, eyeing the injured Coldsnake. He looks to the crowd, and then gives Anaconda a cold sneer. Anaconda rises to his feet and SHANE hits him with a thunderous big boot, sending him crashing back to the mat.***

GARY BLOOMFIELD: “Oh! What a cheap shot! He already won, what’s SHANE got to prove?”

***The big Texan looks to the crowd and puts an index finger in the air. The crowd boos and he slowly nods. He then stalks back to the corner and begins measuring Anaconda for another devastating spear.***

BLOOMFIELD: “Oh no folks, it looks like SHANE isn’t done! Anaconda is dazed and doesn’t see him!”

***Suddenly, the Coldsnakes’ theme plays over the arena speakers and SHANE stops in his tracks and looks toward the entrance ramp. Mighty Cobra is running down the ramp wearing a bandage over his head and another wrapped around his ribs. He has a microphone in hand and is yelling into it while running toward the ring at full speed!***

COBRA: “Hang on big guy I’m almost there! I don’t think this big idiot knows I’m coming so I’m going to hit him with a sneak attack! Hang on I’m almost there! Act casual!”

***SHANE raises an eyebrow and turns to face Cobra. Cobra slides into the ring and begins running the ropes!***

COBRA: “Hang on I’m going to build up some momentum before hitting him with my cobra mist!”

***SHANE watches him bounce off the ropes once… twice… and then, ANACONDA KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS FROM BEHIND. Cobra leaps into the air and fist pumps. He yells into his microphone.***

COBRA: “Good job big guy! I knew he would be too distracted by my kick-ass personality and that would give you time to kick him in the balls from behind! Here, now I’ll spray my mist in his face! Oh crap I’m still narrating out loud! He probably can hear me!”

***SHANE thrusts his arm out and goozles Cobra around the throat causing Cobra to spit his mist into the air. Shane shoves Cobra hard across the ring sending him collapsing into a pile in the corner.***

BLOOMFIELD: “Look at the power of this giant!”

***Anaconda manages to catch SHANE from behind in a cobra clutch and signals to the crowd that he’s going for a spin in the Anacoptor! But before he can begin, he is struck from behind by a devastating head butt from the newly-on-the-scene ARMY OF ONE. Anaconda drops to his knee as the Army looms large behind him. SHANE regains his footing and SPEARS a recovering Cobra out of his boots!***

BLOOMFIELD: “Oh no! He’s broken Cobra in HALF!”

***Army of ONE nods his approval and drags Anaconda up by his mask. He hoists him onto his shoulders… and drives him into the ground with an arms-out ONSLAUGHT driver. SHANE drags the limp Cobra over and stacks him on top of his unconscious tag team partner. The two Megaliths stand silently over the broken bodies of the Coldsnakes as the crowd boos.***

BLOOMFIELD: “Ladies and gentlemen, this has devolved into absolute carnage. The Coldsnakes have been obliterated by these two gigantic men. The tag team division here in PWA has a pair of monsters to contend with this season.”