GARY BLOOMFIELD:  “And now, ladies and gentlemen, here’s a look at one of the newest athletes to join the PWA roster!”

*Bobby Brown’s “Don’t Be Cruel” blares in the background as the camera pans down on Jack Lane. Lane is wearing a black oversized suit with no shirt and a gold chain. He strokes his chin while flashing his 3 finger gold ring and begins to speak.*

LANE: “What’s up? This is your man Jack Lane and I’m about to GET BUSY in PWA! Everywhere I go ALL the fly honeys keep asking me when I’m gonna be on their TVs. Well the time is now, homie! Some people call me “Insane” because when I step in the ring they say I don’t care what happens to my body. WRONG!! They call me “Insane” because of how straight DOPE I am in the ring, bro!

“PWA, listen up! I want to face the best the Jr. division has to offer. Anytime, anyplace, anybody…I’ll fight anyone. All you marks and busters out there have been put on notice. All the great fans out there in PWA, go get your tickets now because I CAN’T WAIT to meet you, sign autographs, and the whole nine, ya dig? Just remember….when you hear the crowd go crazy for me, when all of the honeys push up on the barricade for me, all of PWA will know that I just made the spot…..INSANE!!”

*Lane kisses two fingers and makes the “Peace” sign as the scene fades to black.*