Gary Bloomfield: Folks, here’s a look at another international star making his way to PWA!

Video opens with brief training montage, much of which takes place in a basement gym with out-dated equipment, heavy bag, jump rope, sparring and rolling, but outside exercises include rapidly climbing trees and buildings, dispatching multiple opponents, and repeatedly lifting and throwing a stone the size of a turkey.

Pan accross the rolling green hills and rocky cliffs of the Scottish west coast, coming to Robert MacElroy, dressed in jeans, work boots, and a “They Live!” t-shirt; he is seated on a great barren rock.

“PWA … a premiere wrestling prromotion i’ tha ‘States.  An up-and-comer, looking te make good among tha arready estahblished “beeg boays” of prromotions.  Talent, attitude, an toughness foor dees at a tyme.  Moost of all, a rrespaect foor tha business.  Seems te mee that we have quite alot i’common.

“New, you’ve likely doon yerr researrch, so ye knoo I’ been all aboot the Aisles wi’ me rringwurrk.  I starrted i’ Glasgow, which is tantamount te starrtin’ i’ tha strreets.  I learrned by teakin’ lumps untell I woond up in a match wi’ Lance Polanski, whu was in toon furr an All-Comers type toor.  He go’ tha best o’ me, aye, but aforre he leaft toon he put me onto a friend of his, Mike “Tugboat” Carson.  Carson give me rreal trreannin’, an’ tha’s when my carreerr trruely starrted.

“Since than, Ay’ve compeated e’rrywheere in Scotland, Ireland, Wales, England, an’ Cornwall.  Ay’ve doone it all, from Catch, te Corrnish grapplin’, Grreakaroman, an’ joost plean brrawllin’.  Ay’ve just come off a toor in Gerrmany an’ France; thoose mahtches ha’ been posted heere an’ theere as well. But tha’s nae what thas rrecoordin’s foor.

“Why do I belong at PWA?  Ay’ve earrned it, plean an’ sample.  I’ve bumped heads wi’ somotha toughest bastarrds i’ tha business, an’ they all know who Aye am, new.  One of me grreatest matches was wi’ Finch Ubermann, aboot two yearr agoo.  I wound up going untill I was choked oot, an’ lost tha match, true, but he neverr had a compedatoor go wi’ him longerr than 15 min; I kept him i’ tha rrring foor an hour, an’ nearrly had ‘im moore than once.  Tha fahns knew when theey sawr it, an’ theey cheered foor tha mahn wi’ guts, the Harrd Man.  Ay’ve o’l gotten better since.

“Ay’m tha harrdest wearrking man i’ tha business.  Ay’m the toughest man i’ tha business.  Ay’m a-comin’ te come to tha PWA te prroove it foor one an’ all.”  Fade to black.