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(KEVIN STARR calls for a microphone)

KEVIN STARR: “WOO!!! Ya know, this is a tough and lonely business to make it in, so when ya have someone you trust, a true friend you can count on to watch your back, it makes all the difference in the world! Especially when it’s a man of such power, of such skill, of such CLASS! Like my friend Bobby here.”

“When ya have not one, but two paragons, two men among children, come together laughs you can count on an in-ring display that’ll outshine all others! WOO!!!”

“BROADWAY” BOBBY FAME: “That’s right, Kevin! You lucky people, you blessed fans, get to witness tonight the reformation and solidification of the ladies’ favorite preoccupation, the Natural Kevin Starr and yours truly, “Broadway” Bobby Fame! Tell ya, I was just bout to accept a starring role in the upcoming Broadway soon-to-be-a-classic, the musical Star Wars: Singin’ Across the Stars, when my buddy, my bosom pal Kevin here, called me up and said he wanted to work together. I turned Georgie-boy right the Hell down and packed for the West Coast withOUT hesitation!

“You see, I missed the magic! I missed having someone on the ultimate stage with me who could keep up! `Cause there ain’t nobody … NOBODY can go and go, blow for blow, step for step, and after leaving it ALL in the ring, proceed to party ALL … NIGHT … LONG, baby! Isn’t that right, brothah?”

KEVIN STARR: “Nobody, Bobby! Especially not a certain demented duo known as Alpha Omega. Now, listen up you inane clown posse because I’m talking right to you. You better hang on tight to our belts, enjoy ’em while ya got ’em, and make sure they’re nice and polished, because soon they’re gonna be around these godly hips where they belong! WOO! Now come on, Bobby, I got a limo waiting out back and a few adoring fans, we’re gonna show you around in style.”