BLOOMFIELD: “Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event! A now six-man scramble to determine who the number one contender will be for the Light Heavyweight Championship. Snow prides himself on being a fighting champion, and says he wants to face off against the best of the division, no matter who that may be, and so we have this match here tonight.”

*‘Mexican Hairless’ plays, and the champion himself comes down the ramp. He gives high fives to many people lining the ramp, and goes all the way around the ring, celebrating with the fans. Gary Bloomfield talks about how Snow is going to be a guest commentator on this match, but Snow surprises him by grabbing a microphone and rolling into the ring.*

SNOW: “PWA Armada, it’s good to hear your voices. Tonight, the Light Heavyweights come out to play. The talent in this division is so strong, Damion Black and I couldn’t decide who should have a shot at facing me for the title. So, we made this match. But there’s a problem. This match was advertised as an eight-man scramble, but we only have six people left from the original eight. That just won’t do, in my opinion. You guys all paid to see an eight-man scramble, and that’s what you should see.

SNOW: “But there is a key factor in making this match tonight and eight-person match. See, in this very ring tonight will be two of the best ladies in the business, La Nieve and Nikki Wyld. Both of them trained by champions. Both of them in their rookie year, but nonetheless wowing critics and broadcasters alike with their skill and promise. And both of them…female.

SNOW: “Now, that doesn’t bother me in the least. And it doesn’t seem to bother anyone else who is facing them. But one man has made his distaste for women fighting men very clear. So, he was originally kept out of this match for that very reason. But if we are going to have a real eight-person scramble, The Imperial Assassin needs to step into this ring with the women. So, let’s ask him. Assassin, if you’re listening, here’s the deal.

SNOW: “You agree that you put aside your misogyny and join this match, and you’ll get a chance to win this belt. And I’m not just talking about earning a number one contender’s slot. If you join the match, so will I. Instead of making this a number one contender’s match, we’ll make it an eight-person scramble for the PWA Light Heavyweight Championship.”

SNOW: And while he’s making up his mind, here are the conditions. I’m a fighting champion, but I’m not stupid. Eight people in the ring, and any of them can be pinned to lose the title? The odds will be highly stacked against me. So, should someone besides me win, then I have a guaranteed rematch, 2 out of 3 falls, to try to win it back at the next Assault. And if I manage to come out on the other side? Then I’ll just have to pick my challenger.

*The Imperial Assassin’s music plays, and the man himself steps out of the curtains with a microphone.*

ASSASSIN: “First of all Snow, NO ONE dictates terms and conditions to ME! I am a legend in this sport and demand to be treated as such! For weeks I have implored you to do the right thing. For weeks I have said that you need to stop dishonoring this sport by associating with women in the ring. You have not heeded my advice. You continue to make a mockery of the sport of professional wrestling. Now it is up to me to set things right, to be the CHAMPION that these people deserve!

ASSASSIN: “To do this, I will have to…..wrestle WOMEN! This goes against everything that I stand for, but it is what needs to be done. I will show no mercy in the ring and I will leave as the NEW PWA Light Heavyweight champion! And rest assured that when I win the title tonight it will NEVER be defended against a woman! Just remember that you asked for this, Snow! You left me no choice….”

SNOW: “I’m glad you can put your outdated morals to the side for your own benefit. Get down to this ring, and let’s get the rest of the competitors out here now. We’ve got ourselves a title match!”