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*** MARTY DINKLE, as debonair as a pastrami sandwich, leads THE SPOILER, III out to the entrance stage. Dinkle smuggly looks out at the booing crowd while the masked man, his glare fixed on the man in the ring down the aisle, is utterly focused on his opponent.

Before they can start toward the ring, though, a newsboy-style hat flies into Dinkle’s face from the audience. Dinkle slips as he overreacts to the brimming, and ROBERT MACELROY jumps the rail, wearing combat boots, a khaki Utilikilt, a SuperDry t-shirt, and with a heavy leather jacket in hand! The Spoiler turns to look just as MacElroy flings the jacket at Spoiler’s head, blinding him enough for MacElroy to deliver a vicious spear! The two tumble to the floor, MacElroy keeping the superior position and pounding the daylights out of the stunned Spoiler!

Dinkle sees, and stalks toward MacElroy, cane raised high, only for MacElroy to suddenly stand and whirl about to see him! Dinkle, white as a sheet, immediately begins to beg off. MacElroy snatches the cane out of the manager’s hands and shoves him back onto his posterior. He then turns back to the Spoiler, who regains his feet just in time for MacElroy to break the cane across his forehead! Stunned again, the Spoiler stumbles backward, staggering closer to the entrance; MacElroy rushes him again, this time rushing low and lifting the masked man off of his feet and slamming him into the back wall!

Dinkle, clutching his chest, screams for security as the two wrestlers disappear behind the curtain, MacElroy clearly – and furiously – in charge. Rebel Wyld and Bill White stand in the ring confused, when suddenly “Song of the Volga Boatmen” blares through the arena. Wyld’s eyes narrow and he cracks his knuckles as he stares at the ramp entrance.***