We did it! NWC World Champion

[JohnnyX]

*** As the show ends in controversy, Johnny Ecks and the rest of the aMx are in their lockerroom. Reporters flood the room. As the new NWC World Champion, Johnny Ecks has a lot on his mind. ***

Reporter1: Mr. Ecks! How did it feel to win your first championship in PWA?

Ecks: first off, it's Mr. ECKSTROM! To you sir. Jonathan Eckstrom, if you will. I now represent this! This is my World title! From now on. You will call me champion! THEE Champion!

Mj1: yo B! Yoous is da champeen now! B! That's the same belt Akiza Wyldone won B!

Ecks: chill out bro. He's nothing more than a punk to me. Unlike me, he's a goddamned wannabe. A buster! A fake f******* like David Aaron was, the wannabe gangsta! And similar to Irv Sweet the Swampbuster! Nothing more than a prentender.

All he ever did was steal my moves. XFactor, SDslam. The German Xplex. Like his sister, I will finish him off. Just like we did to his uncle and that dipshit brother of his, and for christsakes man! Please wear that f***ing grey shirt! I can see all your flabby shit tonight. So look fatboy wear a shirt!

I am going to have to teach all you heathans how to properly dress up. Now that the champ is here!

Mj1: yo B, does that inclide us too?

Ecks: yes, it is your job to teach the boys how to speak proper english. I get tired of speaking Samoan to them. Besides they won tonight. Massacre! Those two idiots did not have a chance!

Tama: hooong...gryyyy

Talofa: ooohhh oooohhhh. Chikkkk...kannnn.

Mj1: oh shit! Why you gotta give me the hard shit fo mang?! I feel like It would be easier to teach the dinobots english.

Janie: don't worry love, I will help you.

Ecks: see? Janie Ecks drops in to save the day!

Reporter2: Mr. Ecks.

Mj1: Eckstrom B! His momma gave him that name B! Eckstrom!

Reporter2: errr. Sorry sir. Mister Eckstrom sir. How did it feel beating Patrick the Professional for the World Title?

Ecks: felt that it was destiny. Destiny that I Jonathan Eckstrom was destined to rule the world of you feasants!

Janie: peasants!

Ecks: err yes peasants pissants! Look Janie? I can't do this no more man. Can I just speak my mind. I swear I will wear whaever you want me to wear, but to speak like a rich asshole? That's Pennyworths shit. Not mine.

Janie: I promised your mom, my auntie, I will turn all of you meatheads into proper gentlemen. The kind that people will look up too!

Ecks: well f*** that! That ain't me. I am Heartthrob kid, HTK. The sexiest man alive. And your world champ!

Mj1: yo B! Does this mean I ain't gotta teach the boys english then?

Ecks: forfet that fool. You teachin. Besides they hooongry! Let's get the f*** outta here! Champion out!!!! Get out tha way fool! We headin tah Jollibee!!!

*** scene fades to black as Vanessa Carlyle enters the lockerroom. Johnny Ecks grabs her and heads out the door while showing off his new world title. She gives him a kiss on the cheek. Ecks smiles that million dollar smile as Mj1 shakes his head ***

Mj1: I knew it!