Recovered Footage from Last Week's Broadcast ...

[Stu]

TS: "Ladies and gentlemen, PWA would now like to present footage from backstage that immediately followed the Gentleman's Challenge at our last Assault. We apologize for our tardiness in releasing this footage, but Mr. Bartholomew "Brawler" Beckett tried to prevent us, legally, from broadcasting it. Now that the legal matter of it has been cleared up, we present to you the tirade that followed the Brawler's defeat at the hands of Derrick Arzon."

*** Cut to footage of TERRY SCHNEIDER backstage, with the camera angled so that BARTHOLOMEW "BRAWLER" BECKETT is clearly visible, stalking up the hall from the entry ramp, sweaty, with a slight limp favoring his left leg, and a red, furious face. ***

TERRY SCHNEIDER: "Mr. Beckett, what just hap-"

BARTHOLOMEW BECKETT: "I'll tell you what just happened, Terrence! That bastard CHEATED!"

TS: "Wha-"

BBB: "Cheated, I say! That conniving pish pot! Here I offer him a Gentleman's Challenge, even offering him the advantage of not having to outwrestle me, and STILL he pulls a fast one to get me over the top rope! Unbelievable!"

TS: "Mr. Bec-"

BBB: "UNBELIEVABLE!"

TS: "How di-"

BBB: "Clearly, the word 'Gentleman' is lost on swine like that pucilanemous cur! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!"

TS: "How did he cheat?"

BBB: "WHAT!?"

TS: "How did he cheat?"

BBB: "You mean to tell me you did not see? Impossible! It was clear as day!"

TS: "I saw no cheati-"

BBB: "You knave! Well, I saw with certainty! See, I know that blackguard for the scoundrel he is! He clearly has yourself fooled, the mindless minions who buy his merchandise, and the well-paid off troglodytes who officiate these matches, but I KNOW HIM! Arse-Wand, you have not seen the last of me!" *** stalks further down the hall *** "Summon my solicitor! I want one of those officials from NWCW! They actually know how to DO their jobs!"

*** After a ment of silently staring after Beckett, Terry Schneider looks back at the camera … and tries to stifle a laugh as the scene fades to black. ***