AMX’s OFFICAL paid advocate Cory Carnes has some words to the PWA Armada on the eve of a very special Battery...

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***The scene opens poolside at the palatial So-Cal estate that serves as the tropical cabana headquarters of AMX. Paid professional advocate Cory Carnes sits on a giant inflatable flamingo floatie in the center of a gold-rimmed, double-deckers waterfall infinity pool, sipping a virgin strawberry daiquiri from a bendy straw. As the camera zooms in on him, he tips his mirror-shade sunglasses and flashes a huge smile.***

CORY CARNES: “Well well well... how the turn... tables... have.... how the tables... how... WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES. As all of you know, AMX absolutely RULED at PWA Undaunted... especially my boy Mj1, who tore the house down with Pantaro in the GREATEST WRESTLING MATCH EVER (copywrite pending). Sure, he might have fallen short and lost the title, but he did it with STYLE. And when the dust clears, the sheer ARTISTRY he put into that match will live forever in the hearts and minds of the PWA Armada.”

***Cory takes a long sip from his daiquiri.***

CARNES: “And would you look at that? Looks like SOMEBODY in PWA management stood up and took notice! Tonight on PWA Battery, the entire world will celebrate the glory and dominance of AMX in a whole show dedicated to their dominance! You will see the special brand of action that only wrestling’s greatest faction can offer! I can think of no better way to close out season 8 than by highlighting PWA’s hottest act.”

***Cory rolls backward and flails uncoordinatedly into the pool. He dogpaddles to the side and poses seductively for the camera.***

CARNES: “Let me explain something to you. Johnny Ecks, Mj1, Tama Storm and Tolofa Storm are the four greatest talents to EVER lace boots in this company. They have the skills, they have the style, and they have a championship legacy that nobody in this business can match. That pathetic prettyboy Akira Wyld can’t hold a candle to the NWC’s shining franchise player, the Heartthrob Kid, Johnny Ecks. You think Alpha Omega are a dominant tag-team? The Samoan Storm are the uncrowned KINGS of wrestling’s most competitive division and the champs know it. That’s why they’ve been dodging them for the past three seasons. And any doubt that Mj1 was the top of the LHW mountain was shattered after the showstopper that was PWA Undaunted. At BEST, Pantaro can claim to be on the same level as Mj1. Those two are TIED with one win a piece and Pantaro is a marked man just waiting to fall to an inevitable rubber match.”

***Cory wrings out his shirt and shakes water off his head. Stage makeup runs down his wet face and neck.***

CARNES: “So listen up LOSERS. You are living in AMX’s world, and rent is coming due. Tonight will be the greatest exhibition of God given talent EVER, and you ungrateful fans have your Golden State Gladiators to thank for it. You’d BETTER get your asses to a TV screen for PWA Battery tonight. Because you are all in for the greatest show you pathetic fanboys could ask for. AMX forever yo.”

***Carnes throws up what he assumes are tough street signs as the screen fades to black.***