Titus Love’s body is ready... for Average Jo

[Quillz]

***The scene opens backstage at the PWA Arena. Titus Love is looking over the scheduled lineup for PWA Undaunted. He grimaces as he sees his opponent. His wife and tag team partner Cynthia Love saunters up behind him and drapes her arms over his shoulders.***

CYNTHIA: “What’s the matter honey bear? You look frustrated.”

***Titus taps the schedule sheet with the back of his hand.***

TITUS: “It’s this lineup. At PWA Undaunted, they have me facing off against that... that... ‘person’ Average Jo.”

CYNTHIA: “Hmm... sounds like a fitting challenge for someone like my big strong man to fight. Jo IS the reigning NWCW Champion after all. Only the best opponents for my golden Adonis.”

***Titus nods but still has a worried expression on his face.***

TITUS: “Oh, no doubt about that. Average Jo is QUITE the specimen. An unmatched combination of strength and good looks. But still... this just doesn’t sit right with me.”

CYNTHIA: “Why in the world not my love?”

TITUS: “Well... it all started a few weeks ago when Jo came out and stood at ringside during our match. The look on... his... face every time I entered the ring. It made me feel... funny.”

CYNTHIA: “Talent recognized talent Titus my dear.”

TITUS: “To be sure... but... he was so... ‘enthusiastic’ out there.”

CYNTHIA: “Who wouldn’t be when presented with the intimidating muscles of my perfect husband?”

***Titus absentmindedly jiggles his pectoral muscles and nods.***

TITUS: “It’s true, I am mighty. But still...”

***Titus turns to his wife.***

TITUS: “Cynthia... you don’t think that Jo was... SCOUTING me for Undaunted do you? Maybe trying to get some advantage? Learn my weaknesses?

CYNTHIA: “You know as well as I do that you have no weaknesses my bronze boy-toy. But you may be on to something there. I do believe that there was some scouting going on.”

TITUS: “As I feared. Jo WAS scouting me. He wants to know me, inside and out. Jo wants to find what makes me so potent in the ring and squeeze it out of me using his dreaded Thighmaster 2.0. His penetrating eyes thrust deep into my soul and saw in it the tool he needed to bring me to my knees!”

CYNTHIA: “Oh Titus honey... you do make me sweat when you talk about wrestling strategy. But you have it all wrong. It wasn’t Average Jo scouting you... it was ME scouting Average Jo.”

TITUS: “What? I don’t understand!”

CYNTHIA: “Imagine it my love... the power... the sheer GIRTH of Average Jo... under the control of my calculating and sexy mind.”

TITUS: “But dearest, Reckless Love is a team of two! We need only our entwined hearts souls to lead us to victory.”

CYNTHIA: “Uh-huh, and how many championships has that brought me Titus Love?”

TITUS: “But... but...”

CYNTHIA: “Now don’t get your glutes in a twist. This match at Undaunted will give me a chance to see Average Jo up close and personal. And if he is half the man I think he is, this might just be the start of something beautiful.”

***Titus crumples the paper and throws it down.***

TITUS: “Stupid handsome Average Jo. I’ll show the world that Titus Love is more man than he can handle!”

CYNTHIA: “Now that’s the kind of talk that makes me all hot and bothered.”

***Reckless Love embrace and fall to the floor as the camera fades to black.***