Three on a Match

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***The three allies, KEVIN “THE NATURAL” STARR, “BROADWAY” BOBBY FAME, and “OUTLAW” BILLY CODY stand about TERRY SCHNEIDER.***

TERRY SCHNEIDER: “Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am Terry Schneider, here now with one very excited tag-team, that of Kevin Starr and Bobby Fame, backed by their longtime ally, Mr. Billy Cody. Now gentlemen, you are coming up against a force not to be taken lightly. The formidable ALPHA and OMEGA have been, as of the time of this recording, the undefeated, undisputed PWA Tag-Team Champions-”

“OUTLAW” BILLY CODY: “That’s right, Terry-boy, they have been, as of today, the big belt-holders for 828 days! That is a Helluva lotta days! An’ they better enjoy every second of these last few days, ‘cause I’m tellin’ ya that’s all they got left! You wanna know why? Huh? You wanna- here, you tell ‘im, Kev.”

KEVIN “THE NATURAL” STARR: “It’s cuz no other tag-team in the PWA has as much or as wide-spread success as Bobby and me! Not Reckless Love, not the Cold Snakes, you can mix and match any of the Wylds you’d like and you STILL won’t get a team with our pedigree and our decorated history! And when you add in the practical know-how of the Outlaw in our corner, you’ve got a combination that NOBODY this side of the Rapture can stand against!”

“BROADWAY” BOBBY FAME: “That’s right, babe, now look. Alpha and Omega, got mad respect for you. You are the longest running champions of any title at PWA, and you’ve done a spectacular job. No denying it! But you’ve come up against it here. Not a wall, but a fortress! Kevin Starr, here, the inaugural PWA Heavyweight Champion, the most impressive physical specimen in the business, the most natural athlete, pound for pound the most powerful heavyweight in the world of professional wrestling today!”

***Starr flexes, clearly visible even behind Fame as he speaks.***

BF: “Then you’ve got me! I am the most ruthless, most talented professional wrestler from here to the North West and back to Broadway! I was one of the first contenders for the NWC World Title, and not without reason! I’m like an off-duty cab, babe: I’ll stop at NOTHING! I know everything that we need to know to take those belts from you! I’ve studied your moves, I’ve studied your history, and now, the Natural and I are gonna write your future, and the future of PWA tag-team wrestling.”

BC: “That’s it, Bobby, that’s all of it! And look, you couple of made-up glam freaks! You just come after me again, just once more! Goin’ after my pretty nose the way you did, while I warn’t doin’ nothin’ but mindin’ my own business at ringside? Cheap shot, and I’m plannin’ on payin’ y’all back in kind!”

BF: “It’s as simple as this, Terry: Alpha and Omega have been the champs since the beginning, and this week at Undaunted, we are going to end them.”

KS: “WOO!”