Face-Off

[Stu]

MARTY DINKLE: “Undaunted is hard upon us, and I represents da hardest competitors in da professional wrestling woild today! And, brother, is it gonna be a doozy!

“Dinkle International Enterprises will be there in full en force - dat’s French for ‘Look out, ya bums!’ D.I.E., the inaugural and reigning PWA 6-Man Tag Team Champions, will be defending our title against Red Holiday and da Sanctum-monious Siblings. Now, they have not been able to stand up to us yet. Not a bit. Oh, dey got a count-out on us, and dey likely think tha’s a win.

“Bullarky!

“I kept my boys out. Dat match meant nothin, small French-fried potatoes! Why would I risk an accidental hurt to my clients in a match dat didn’t pile up to a hill o’ beans? Moreover, despite dere questionable association wit Red Herring there, I still got no hard feelings towards da scary siblings. Now, to youse two, I ask: when is da last time he gave youse any considerations? I have stood idly by wit da rest of da woild, watching him take advantage of youse two, and take all da credit. If anything, I have shown more interest in your well-being than dat buzzard. Youse just tink about dat.

“Next up! Another sore loser in mid-agitation. Robert McDonald wants to get things done at Undaunted, eh? He hasn’t had enough of gettin’ rubbed into da mat? And he thinks that I, an upstanding, straightforward businessman like me is da source of his woes? Look, bub, I offered you da benefit of my guidance, experience, and resources, and you gave me da brush-off. And now, jealous over da same offer dat youse spat on being given to another champion caliber athlete, just because he was smart enough to accept it - not even smart enough, just not so dumb as to pass it by - NOW you got a beef!? Well, if you want a piece of all dat - here, Mr. Three, youse tell ‘im.”

THE SPOILER III: “MacElroy, I told you already what I did wasn't personal. You could have been smart and been in my boots, a proud and protected member of D.I.E. You passed on Mr. Dinkle's offer, your own choice. I took that spot and I made the most of it. And you, well, you made it personal. You attacked me. You cost me my shot at the Heavyweight Championship. Now, the way you got beat down like a DOG on Assault, most men might consider your debt paid.

"But I'm not 'most men!’ I consider your debt to me still open! So here's what; I'm challenging you to a match at Undaunted. I'll even sweeten the pot, Mac! Each of us gets to pick a stipulation! Anything you want! Whatever it takes to get back in that ring with me! I'll even tell you what my stipulation is! At PWA Undaunted, I'm gonna collect my pound of flesh from your hide in a Cage Match! So how about it, Hard Man?! Let's see how tough you really are!"

MD: “Yeah, tough-guy! We’re gonna beat da haggis outta youse! Dinkle International Enterprises, top of da marquee, and goin’ nowheres but up! Bank on it!”