Johnny Ecks returns!

[JohnnyX]

::: Average Jo Vs Johnny Ecks. Tonight on Battery! ::::

Ecks: ugh! I come back from injury and the first thing I have to do is fight the Fat Guy! What the hell?!

Mysterious jAi 1 walks in to the camera shot with his new lightheavy belt ib tow.

Mj1: yo B! DIDJA SEE WHO I GOTS?! I GOT THE SERBIAN BITCHAS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED B!?!

Ecks: why are you yelling fool? calm the eff down!

Mj1: yo B! so ther Serbian whathis name Jenko Corelenko?! Deano Machino Maldenko? what does this foo wabt with me B?!

Ecks: yo he seems to have beef with you G?! what did you do?He brought up your kids G! I say thems be fightin words G!

Mj1: yo B you right? how dare this ruskie slapduski say somethin bout my kids! hodale ese! you messin wid da wrong crowd scene son! I'm here to teach you a lesson B!

My kids don't ever get mentioned on tv! I will beat the hell out of you like you was Evil Jesus! B! that sick fool! as far as I'm concerned you just like him and I am going to tesr you apart B!!!!

Ecks: Damn you went old school ShAFt on this guy. he a comrade! who dances the ruskie dance like his boy Zangief! Mother Russia. more like Mother F*cker!

Savage Jo! I ma put da beatdown on you foo!!!!!

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[JohnnyX]

《 his match ends》《Ecks is tired and saw that he had to tap out as he was feeling gross trapped in the thick thighs of Jo. 》

Ecks: ugh. that was disgusting! I felt violated! son of a bitch! 《slams his hand at the ring》
I can't believe the Murder Xplex wasn't enough to knock that fatf*ck out! Might have to find a new finisher again! Damn! I was certain I could knock him out with my move!

ugh. I feel gross and want to throw up! Yuck! well it's back tobthe drawing board!

F*ck!
《he leaves tge arena as the scene fades to black with his song playing in tgw background》

[JohnnyX]

《The Mysterious jAi 1 meets up with Ecks as they head to the back》
《Mysterious jAi 1 is also fresh from his loss.》

Mj1: yo B! you win some. yah lise some!.B! whatever happens will happen B!

I got my ass kicked by two Soviets. pretty sure the Kremlin is hapoy about it. I swear these big Ruskies are hair AF! so hairy it is disgusting B! these two F*ckers need to shave! I ain't never seen so much hair on a man before! disgusting! blech!!!

Ecks: yeah man. makes me want to throw up.

Mj1: you shoulda jumped these fools B!

Ecks: me? nah I gotta find a way to get that PWA belt off of Soko! he champ for a reason! I need to be champion!

Mj1: what about Brawler B! B! he gots your belt! and he jr heavy like me! why not try to take back your belt?!

Ecks: hey he's a chicken shit! he woukd never want to fight me on a one on one affair. let alone a fair fight! the man ducked out of wrestling on the account that his mother died. Twice! and she's alive and breathing in liverpool! don't waste my time!

Mj1: yo B! why not try for the six man titles?

Ecks: Johnny Ecks is a singles champion kind if guy bro! I want gokd sucka! Gold that Soko has!

Mj1:word B! word! let's go get you that gold B!

Ecks: yeah let's!

《scene fades to black》