Ecks: yo! what you doin?
Talofa: Uso! you want cereal?
Tama: I do! * brandishes a box of PWA Main Even Crunch * where milk?
Ecks: in da fridge sucka. yo Man! what you doin?!!!!!
Mj1: I'm lookin B!!!!
Ecks: for what?!
Mj1: My JV gold medals B! I gotta prove my point! Fact or Friction said I gotta wear my gold medals from JV to wrestle Panthermang mang?!
Ecks: * looks at him funny
* WTF? Mj1: yo B he done called out da whole roster B! He gettin me confused with Fat boy? Dasiy dukes Jo. I checked my weight and thought to myself. I can't be that fat can I?
Ecks: * What? * fat? who? you? * points at Mysterious.
Mj1: yeah B! me! * find his Junior Varsity Gold Medals
for wrestling at 125lbs. * covers his name. Jo-Ecks: **** Ala** Mysterious jAi 1 quickly covers his mouth.
Mj1: yo B not so loud. We don't need to know my real name.
Ecks: my bad bro. that was a close one. you know it ain't hard to figure it out. you know....
Mj1: shut it down fool?! the real name is Mysterious jAi 1. and we can leave it at that.
anyways? I got my Medals B!!!! I will wear it to prove to Fact or Friction that I am the greatest 10 years ago. 10 years later. And that I am the best 10 seconds ago!!! * puts on his JV gold medals and walks off proudly.
and you can take that to the bank! or some shit like that
**** Ecks and the crew shake their heads as the scene fades to black. ***