Chaos emerges from fter Assault

[JohnnyX]

The aMx are in the back area after Assault. They are screaming and jaw jacking at each other. Hi fiving and all kinds of nonsense. The interviewer Vanessa Carlyle comes up to interview the Mysterious jAi 1

VC: excuse me sir.

Mj1: yo B, you talkin to me? Did you just call me sir

VC: yes sir, I have questions, sir.

Ecks: lissen toots! You came back and without Black, where the hell is Black?

VC: he is busy sir with important matters concerning PWA.

Ecks: tell your father, that I still owe him one. That coward!

Mj1: yo B, chillax mang. You need to take it easy, but on a good note, buy my masks, B. It's available at your local Hot Topic. And don't forget the shirts!!! I Will Cut You!!! Also available. I know I am a shill. I can't help it. The Bucks do it so I too does it.

Ecks: damn son, you a cold hearted bastard! Like what you did to the Wlyd, kid.

Mj1 I don't see no kid around here, she a grownass chick. She deserves to get Cut! Speaking of which, I can Cut anyone in this roster. Anytime! So Akiza Wyld! You next mofo, I know you is the masked Spoilsport sumbitch!!!
I will go through all the Wylds until I Cut you down! Sucka!!!

VC: so why did you attack Nikki Wyld today, I mean you have been the nice one between you four.

Ecks: scuse you?! I am the greatest wrestler that ever lived, Dic Slender even mentioned it in a podcast.

Mj1:......

VC:......Um.....

Ecks: hey man it was when he had Axe Duggan on and they where comparing me to Sure Miles. HBK. Yeah they said I am the modern day HTK.

Mj1: yo B, how come I don't remember it.

Ecks: that's because you suck.

Mj1: suck? I suck? Nah playa, you suck, it! Suck it!!!

Ecks: see don't go there ese! You know i am right. I am the Modern Day Heartthrob, the All Purpose Bad Boy! The king of swing and King of Bling Bling!

Mj1: well shit! And anyways I jumped the kid because I can do it. And I did. I told all you ignorant fools that I will Cut anyone of you down. Simple, to the point and I will Cut the next fool! Shooter, Assassin, Akiza Wyld, Watts! All of them are now on Front Street! So look out fools, beware of the most dangerous mang! The King of Cutters!

VC: thank you very much Mr. MYSTERIO.

scene fades to black as the four members walk off camera