in the aftermath of the summer months

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in the aftermath of the summer months

Post by JohnnyX » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:52 pm

*** scene opens up at the Balboa location of 24hour fitness, there we are treated to an opening shot of the aMx four along with their manager Janie Ecks. Johnny Eckstrom the NWC world champion is seen training with his cohorts, the Notorious Mysterious jAi 1, the masked luchadore and master of the Cutter. the twins, Talofa Storm and his elder twin, Tama. they are getting ready for the upcoming season of wrstling action ***

Mj1: yo B! train hard ese vato loco! we got things to do homes!

Ecks: yeah foo! you got a title to procure foo!

Mj1: what you mean B? just cuz you da champ now don't mean you gotta talk smack to da down tordden B! besides B what title are you talkin about? I ain't gonna waste my time on Pat the baldheaded shale. mang! I got better things to do!

Ecks: well first off, no one mentions that shill of a toothpick man, second, I was talkin about Pantaro man!

He just won back the lightweight belt fool! British boy Beckett lost man. Now you got a shot, after all, you almost became king of the deathmatch. granted it's not like King of the Ring, but hey, sometimes you just gotta pick and choose yer battles.

Mj1: ok king of the world champion. maybe we should call you that. King of the World Champion! and you know I gots me an idea since British brat lost his title, someone needs to step in there and beat up el Panthermang! it's been a lomg time since we met. old jobber Snowmang finally left. sheesh, no one cares, all these old guys he had last tour, all these old names nobody knows and nobody cares about.

the only thing that matters is that my merch outsells anything the corporate machine puts out B.

I get filthy rich for all these young bucks buying my merch. Remember ninos y ninas, buying a Mysterious Mask means you support freedom. freedom of speech, and freedom of me having to pay for college for my kids. Jacob Mysterious, will be wrestling soon, and you damn well better believe he is the Prince of Cutters B.

Ecks: ok I am lost after you went on a tangent. get your head in the game and challenge for a belt!

Mj1: yo chill B. I got time. what about these two fools B? they need to win the tag titles, forget those two fools, just cause they buff, don't mean shit. and their uncle Zeke! with his scary hairy ass walkin around here acting like he don't give a eff!

Ecks: yeah, true. qhen will you boys show these fools what it means to be a Samoan Savage? show em what's up. kill some live chickens and make the sacrifice boys.

Tama: Uso! we teach, lesson. we get shiny belts too!

Talofa: shiny! we Massacre everything!

Tama: Samoa! Crush!

Talofa: Uso! Kill!

Ecks: see Janie, we got this under control. we will fulfill the promise. afterMATH X will dominate the wrestling world and own all the gold!

*** Janie Ecks nods in approval as the scene fades to black ***

Janie: by the way boys I have new gear for everyone.

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