Dinkle Speaks!

[Stu]

*** MARTY DINKLE, dressed in a 3-piece pea-green suit, bowler, plaid bow tie, a genuine imitation diamond stick pin in his lapel, and smoking the best 10c cigar money can buy. To wither side of him and slightly behind him are MANGAS THE MONGOL and NAKAMURA YAMASAKI, both silent and glowering. ***

MARTY DINKLE: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am the indefatigable Marty J. Dinkle, president of Dinkle International Enterprises. You likely recognize my two associates here as two of the most dangerous men in the world of professional wrestling today.

"I have come before you to address some certain misconceptions that have perpetuated since my arrival here. First of all, I am not a poacher. I am a businessman. Now, it seems that one Mister Nick Spoils has been something of a sore loser when he discovered that Mr
Nakamura here seemed to jump sides. Well, I'll have you know, buttercup, that he was a Dinkel man before he left N**W, and he is still a Dinkle man! Don't get your panties in a bunch just because you lost what you never had, bruddah.

"Now, I know that my boys haven't had the most auspicious start here, champion caliber though they are. Training and conditioning g are everything, and part of that conditioning is mental. Now Mangas, here is an absolute monster, but that don't mean a hill of beans if he is in the middle of changing his mindset. When I discovered this lad, he was used to a completely different set of rules, one of which was that it was alright to choke your opponent's horse out, but you weren't supposed to break it's leg. He is getting used to a completely different ruleset, but that's fine.

"That's what Dinkle International Enterprises is all about, finding and fostering new talent, and getting a percentage of their success.

"In as much as that, I have another offer to make. I have decided to build a training center her, specifically for PWA talent. This place is a breeding ground for talent from around the world, and I am hereby making my next official offer to … LA NIEV! After all, young lady, your mentor is retiring, but that doesn't mean that you should be abandoned to the cruel winds of fate! Join my exclusive organization, and you will be mentored by only the best, and your game will improve with it!

"As for the rest of you out there, well, I am smoking over a few other offers to be made, so don't call us, we'll call you.

"But keep your phones nearby. Remembe, opportunity rings but once!"