PWA... can you feel the LOVE???

[Quillz]

***The scene opens backstage at the PWA Arena. Titus and Cynthia Love are pacing back and forth in the hallway looking furious. Titus pounds the wall in frustration while his wife Cynthia slams her manicured fist into her open palm. Mascara streaks down her flawless profile as she sneers furiously at the ground.***

CYNTHIA: “Titus it’s not FAIR! Tonight was supposed to be OUR night! It was supposed to be MY night! Honey Bear those two sweaty subhumans stole our debut victory!”

TITUS: “I know baby, we were totally robbed. This was our time to show these PWA losers what true LOVE was all about! That masked fossil and his pet Sasquatch must have cheated! They paid off the ref to fast count us! That’s the only explanation!”

CYNTHIA: “Muffin, I don’t care how or why it happened. I just want to know what you plan on doing about it! They insulted me Titus! That giant bald ape put his hands all over me! What are you going to do make them pay? What are you going to do to make all these fugly PWA morons pay for violating your woman?”

TITUS: “I’ll tell you what I’m going to do Candy Cane. I’m going to march into that locker room and DEMAND that someone step up and face me for your HONOR!”

CYNTHIA: “Oh Boo Bear... you would do that for me?”

TITUS: “Pretty Lady, for you I would move the moon and the stars. You are my light and my hope... the breath that fuels my body and the beat that sustains my heart! PWA has WRONGED you and that crime will not go unpunished! I don’t care if it’s Ronnie Lassiter, The Masked Shooter, or any superstar in the PWA locker room! The first man I see who looks at me the wrong way is going to get a face full... of LOVE!”

CYNTHIA: “Ooooh that sounds dirty. You show em Titus. Show this whole gross, ugly organization what happens when you insult Cynthia Love!”

***Titus grabs Cynthia by the hair and stares deeply into her ice-blue eyes. She bites her lip and tosses her hair back. The two meet in a climactic embrace that sends ripples of violent, penetrating emotion throughout the halls of the PWA Arena.***