What is this? Superstars from PWS debuting on Assault?!

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***The scene opens up in front of a blue and grey curtain. Dramatic music plays as two wrestlers enter from stage left. They turn to face the camera... revealing the masked faces of... SLEET and AGUANIEVE of Powerhouse Wrestling SHOWDOWN. The masked wrestlers pose dramatically as the epic music reaches a crescendo.***

SLEET: “Greetings PWA losers. When the time came for cast talent to compete against the so-called ‘superstars’ of your pathetic little organization... the best talent agents in Hollywood searched the world over for the very best independent professional wrestlers money could buy.”

AUGANIEVE: “And they found the glorious specimens you see standing before you. And it turns out we put on SUCH an amazing performance... that the great and mighty Damion Black reached out to us and immediately offered us a lucrative contract.”

SLEET: “So get ready, PWA peons... because the most dynamic and exciting tag team in the history of professional wrestling is coming to Assault!”

AGUANIEVE: “But it won’t be under these masks. You see... we were hired to play a role. But we turned heads by proving we were more than just good hands. You know us as Sleet and Aguanieve... but I’m Season 5 of PWA... you will learn to fear us as...RECKLESS LOVE.”

***The two wrestlers whip off their masks, revealing a smiling, sculpted duo of physical specimens. The handsome, bronze skinned man formerly known as Sleet smiles and flexes at the camera.***

MAN: “My name... is Titus Love... and this lovely lady to my left, is my beautiful and talented wife, Cynthia Love.”

***The woman formerly known a Auganieve throws back her platinum blonde hair and laughs.***

CYNTHIA: “Together... we are the beautiful and deadly duo known as Reckless Love. We have come to PWA to show the world the true power of LOVE.”

TITUS: “There are many tag teams in PWA... but none of them have the passionate... connection... that comes from being of one mind... one body... one heart. The connection that my gorgeous and brilliant wife and I share is one that is written in the stars. No bond can match that which we share.”

CYNTHIA: “Our hearts united create a power that no tag team in the world can overcome. And on Assault, we will show the world the power of LOVE... when we face the grotesque and unsightly duo of the Masked Shooter and Ronnie Lassiter.”

TITUS: “An old man so ugly he can’t bare to show his face in public... and a gigantic shaved Sasquatch so monstrous that he can barely pass as human. Those two freak show horrors will serve as an example to this entire unsightly organization.”

CYNTHIA: “So get ready PWA... for once you witness true LOVE... your world will never be the same again.”

***Titus grabs Cynthia in a firm embrace and the two passionately kiss as the screen fades to black.***