Mysterious jAi 1 I seen backstage at Assault

[JohnnyX]

Scene opens up backstage at the aMx lockerroom, Mysterious jAi 1 is seen putting icepacks all over himself. Johnny Ecks and the Samoans are seen walking in.

Ecks: yo!

Mj1: what's crackalakin B?!

Ecks: the boys came in to say congrats on the victory.

Mj1: yo thanks B! I was proud of that match. How did you like the king of cutter's cuttin n strutin B?

Ecks: yo that was funky fresh homeboy! I told you, you had it and that fool Rebel better take notice! He and his idiot brother don't look like they doin so good. And now the kid lost too!

Mj1: yo B, I don't know about you, but I don't think Rebellious is the Spoilsport B?!

Ecks:.....uh, yeah. Half the universe can tell. That spoiler sumbitch! Anyways, good on yah, you beat Rebel, now maybe That assface can finally see, it's time for his old ass to retire too!

Mj1: yo B, who's the hell is this Spoilsport sumbizznatch?

Ecks: yo I don't know, it could Akira Wylde if he weren't tanned and also 5000 pounds!

Mj1: yo for reals B? You think with all this union garbage he go time to put on 5000 pounds and lose it all in the same night?

Ecks:..*** shrugs his shoulders *** maybe bruh! He could be that broomstick for all we know!

Mj1: one day Akira will slip and I will damask hims and find out he is the Spoilsport! Naw mean B?!

Ecks:... *** shrugs his shoulders again *** yeah, I will Holland! Now go finish up and we can go eat bruh! I got you at Jollibees!

Tama: chik'n!!!

Talofah: moa!!!!

Ecks: damn right we eating some fried moa!! Let's go boys!!!

Mj1: Akira Spoiler! You next B!

Scene fades to black