Mysterious jAi 1 and Johnny Ecks are at the movies
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 10:06 pm
***just to let you know there are spoilers ahead, if you have not seen Avengers: Endgame, well you f*cked***
*****scene opens up at the AMC 20 in Mission Valley, the aMx are seen in line at the movies, waiting to see Avengers: Endgame. Johnny can be seen wearing various aMx gear and Mj1 is seen wearing trademark mask.*****
Mj1: yo B I am so excited! I haven't seen this movie yet, man I am pumped up B!!!
Ecks: yeah man me either been waiting a while, now I know you cried when spiderman died last year bro.
Mj1: yo B, that was the saddest day of my life B! My son was like it's okay daddy, he gonna comeback just you watch.
Ecks: hopefully this movie will be legit
Mj1: Why couldn't I bring my kids with us? They wanted to see this movie and their favorite uncle, Uncle John.
Ecks: you goofed, you told Melinda it is boys night out. Who fault is dat son?!
Mj1: yeah you right. My bad, you know what I am sayin?
Ecks: fosho!
As they banter back and forth a man in a silver and black mask can be seen walking into the picture.
He taps Johnny Ecks' shoulder. Ecks turns around.
Ecks: sup foo?!
Masked Man: Thanos dies at the end.
Ecks: really genius? It's the f*cling sequel. Of course he dies. Anybody with a brain can see that comi...
Masked Man: but you don't know... how...
Mj1: yo B don't you dare!!!
Masked Man: Ironman snaps his fingers and kills Thanos and his army!
Ecks and Mj1: AAAAARGGGGHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
The masked man walks away whistling the Avengers theme as the scene fades to black****
*****scene opens up at the AMC 20 in Mission Valley, the aMx are seen in line at the movies, waiting to see Avengers: Endgame. Johnny can be seen wearing various aMx gear and Mj1 is seen wearing trademark mask.*****
Mj1: yo B I am so excited! I haven't seen this movie yet, man I am pumped up B!!!
Ecks: yeah man me either been waiting a while, now I know you cried when spiderman died last year bro.
Mj1: yo B, that was the saddest day of my life B! My son was like it's okay daddy, he gonna comeback just you watch.
Ecks: hopefully this movie will be legit
Mj1: Why couldn't I bring my kids with us? They wanted to see this movie and their favorite uncle, Uncle John.
Ecks: you goofed, you told Melinda it is boys night out. Who fault is dat son?!
Mj1: yeah you right. My bad, you know what I am sayin?
Ecks: fosho!
As they banter back and forth a man in a silver and black mask can be seen walking into the picture.
He taps Johnny Ecks' shoulder. Ecks turns around.
Ecks: sup foo?!
Masked Man: Thanos dies at the end.
Ecks: really genius? It's the f*cling sequel. Of course he dies. Anybody with a brain can see that comi...
Masked Man: but you don't know... how...
Mj1: yo B don't you dare!!!
Masked Man: Ironman snaps his fingers and kills Thanos and his army!
Ecks and Mj1: AAAAARGGGGHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
The masked man walks away whistling the Avengers theme as the scene fades to black****