The aMx are seen with their Samoan charges
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:40 am
Scene opens up as the aMx are seen hanging out with their new Samoan Storm. The Samoans look a oike and Mj2 seems confused as to who is who.
Mj1: ok,, so waitaminute this is Talofah? And he is Tama?
Ecks: No man! He is Tama and that is Talofah!!! The bandanas give it away mb an, how do you not know who da fuk is who?
Mj1: mang!!! This shit ain't funny no more mang! He is Tama * pointing at Talofah* and that is Talofah? * points at Tama*
Evks: man!!! I swear to gawd!!! He is Tama * points at Tama * and that is Talofah!!! * points at Talofah *
How do you not know who is who?
Mj1: mang! I am so confused! So that is Talofah and this is Tama? * finally points at the correct brothers. The Samoans are smiling.
Yo B! I got it mang, how about one wear beads and the other not wear beads.
Ecks: yo that is not cool, it's disrespectful to not wear these prayer beads man.
Mj1: oh ok, so you wear the shit they do and I don't have any.
Ecks: you got some now.
Tama hands Mj1 some red prayer beads that are similar to what they all have now.
Talofah: afio mai, uso!
Tama: afio mai, uso!
Ecks: they say welcome brother!
Tama: uso! * points at Mj1 *
Mj1: uwhat? Uso? The heck is that? Uso means popular in my langua- whoa whoa whoa!!! Why does samoan sound almost like tagalog B?
Talofah: uso!!!
Ecks: uso man, it means brother, you are now brothers with us now that you put on the beads. That makes you blood brothers with us now bro.
Mj1: yo for reals B?! I am now a bro, or rather I am now an Uce?
Ecks: yeah son you are now an uso! A brother!
Talofah and Tama: Uso!!! Manuaia!!!
Ecks: manuaia!!!
Mj1: yeah mang, mangjayna!! Mang!!!
Tama: mang?! MANG!!!!
Mj1: yeah mang see I can teach em some english mang!!!
Ecks: jebus! That's all anyone needs, an english lesson from you g! Wonder what else you can teach em
Mj1: I can teach them how to cuss like you foo!
Ecks: sucka! I speak Samoan. You need to get some Rosetta stone!
Mj1: foo, I don't need no rolling stone, I gots you B! Besides I did not know the aMx is loading up with Savages. Let us hope they can kick ass and take some names.
Ecks: you don't need to worry, they got an arsenal with them. These boys are not only big, they can fly like you do, not as smoothe sailing like you or me, but they are limber nonetheless.
Mj1: I can't wait to see them in the ring, uso!!!!
Tama and Talofah: USO!!!
Tama: Tama * points at himself. * points at Talofah. Talofah!
Talofah: Talofah * points at himself * points at Tama. Tama!!!
Ecks: see that they are learning.
Mj1: I see I see. Introduce me B!!!
Ecks: Uso e, o lenei mea lilo 1
Tama and Talofah: Mea Lilo 1!!!
Mj1: so Mea lilo 1 is me?
Ecks: yep.
Mj1: cool! How do you say pleased to meet you.
Ecks: Ua ou fiafia ua ta feiloa'i.
Mj1: yeah. I ain't gonna say all that shit, that is a handful.
Ecks: right? F*ck all that noise. Let us go get some fried chicken
Mj1: now you speakin my language cuz!
Ecks: Uso matou te oi matou e 'aina le moa falai
Tama and Talofah: leo lelei le uso!!!
Mj1: what they say cuz?!
Ecks: they down man.
Mj1: you know, a perfect distraction is chicken!!! Dinner!!!!
Mj1: ok,, so waitaminute this is Talofah? And he is Tama?
Ecks: No man! He is Tama and that is Talofah!!! The bandanas give it away mb an, how do you not know who da fuk is who?
Mj1: mang!!! This shit ain't funny no more mang! He is Tama * pointing at Talofah* and that is Talofah? * points at Tama*
Evks: man!!! I swear to gawd!!! He is Tama * points at Tama * and that is Talofah!!! * points at Talofah *
How do you not know who is who?
Mj1: mang! I am so confused! So that is Talofah and this is Tama? * finally points at the correct brothers. The Samoans are smiling.
Yo B! I got it mang, how about one wear beads and the other not wear beads.
Ecks: yo that is not cool, it's disrespectful to not wear these prayer beads man.
Mj1: oh ok, so you wear the shit they do and I don't have any.
Ecks: you got some now.
Tama hands Mj1 some red prayer beads that are similar to what they all have now.
Talofah: afio mai, uso!
Tama: afio mai, uso!
Ecks: they say welcome brother!
Tama: uso! * points at Mj1 *
Mj1: uwhat? Uso? The heck is that? Uso means popular in my langua- whoa whoa whoa!!! Why does samoan sound almost like tagalog B?
Talofah: uso!!!
Ecks: uso man, it means brother, you are now brothers with us now that you put on the beads. That makes you blood brothers with us now bro.
Mj1: yo for reals B?! I am now a bro, or rather I am now an Uce?
Ecks: yeah son you are now an uso! A brother!
Talofah and Tama: Uso!!! Manuaia!!!
Ecks: manuaia!!!
Mj1: yeah mang, mangjayna!! Mang!!!
Tama: mang?! MANG!!!!
Mj1: yeah mang see I can teach em some english mang!!!
Ecks: jebus! That's all anyone needs, an english lesson from you g! Wonder what else you can teach em
Mj1: I can teach them how to cuss like you foo!
Ecks: sucka! I speak Samoan. You need to get some Rosetta stone!
Mj1: foo, I don't need no rolling stone, I gots you B! Besides I did not know the aMx is loading up with Savages. Let us hope they can kick ass and take some names.
Ecks: you don't need to worry, they got an arsenal with them. These boys are not only big, they can fly like you do, not as smoothe sailing like you or me, but they are limber nonetheless.
Mj1: I can't wait to see them in the ring, uso!!!!
Tama and Talofah: USO!!!
Tama: Tama * points at himself. * points at Talofah. Talofah!
Talofah: Talofah * points at himself * points at Tama. Tama!!!
Ecks: see that they are learning.
Mj1: I see I see. Introduce me B!!!
Ecks: Uso e, o lenei mea lilo 1
Tama and Talofah: Mea Lilo 1!!!
Mj1: so Mea lilo 1 is me?
Ecks: yep.
Mj1: cool! How do you say pleased to meet you.
Ecks: Ua ou fiafia ua ta feiloa'i.
Mj1: yeah. I ain't gonna say all that shit, that is a handful.
Ecks: right? F*ck all that noise. Let us go get some fried chicken
Mj1: now you speakin my language cuz!
Ecks: Uso matou te oi matou e 'aina le moa falai
Tama and Talofah: leo lelei le uso!!!
Mj1: what they say cuz?!
Ecks: they down man.
Mj1: you know, a perfect distraction is chicken!!! Dinner!!!!