A Word From the Wise ...

[Stu]

MARTY DINKLE: "Boy, I tell ya, Dinkle International Interprises is really going places. The inaugural and still undefeated six-man tag team champions, the number one top contender for the heavyweight title - ironically named "three," *heh heh*, and no one to stand in our way. We are the top, and dat's how we're gonna stay.

"Oh, sure, there's that Wyld guy going up against Sokolov, but he's small, French-fried potatoes, nothing ta worry about. And Robert McDonalds? He's soon gonna find out just what a pile he's stepped in, never you fear. As for da Sin Twins ...

"Look, far be it from me to disparage one's spiritual affiliations, but da guy youse two have hooked up with ... he's a loonie. Complete lame for brains. I mean, what has he really done besides feed you to da sharks, huh? Dis last Assault's opening match, he just trew you in, sister-girl, and ... have you even recovered, yet?

"Ya cult leader has got youse thinkin' dat you're something youse ain't, and one of those things is competitors. I mean, with him, youse ain't nothing but cannon fodder, and like any good cult leader, he's more than willing to sacrifice you to get what he wants. He's proven dat.

"Not like here. In D.I.E., we nurture and protect pur talent. Not once, never once have I treated anyone in my organization like a meal ticket, or as an expendabulation. D.I.E. tales care of their own. Dat's why I, da magnificent Marty Dinkle, poisanally supervise every D.I.E. match ... because unlike a use-'em-up cult leader ...

"... I care. Think about that."