Dinkle Throws a Blowout

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Dinkle Throws a Blowout

Post by Stu » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:24 pm

*** The door opens to a moderately lavish, high-end hotel suite. The camera follows TERRY SCHNEIDER into the party already in progress. The room is decorated beyond its usual fashion in tiki kitsch, the sounds of Messer Chups (https://youtu.be/ktM83E4htw8) playing over the top-dollar stereo sound system. The throng includs people from the mod scene, from go-go dancers to well-quaffed beach-party goers. No drink goes unmixed.

Amid all of this are MANGAS THE MONGOL, in fine silk Mongolian regalia … and a couple of campy lays around his neck, and NAKAMURA YAMASAKI, in a brown turtleneck, sipping awkwardly from a martini glass. They look about implacably as MARTY DINKLE approaches Schneider, a martini in each hand. ***

MARTY DINKLE: “Terry, my boy! Come on in! Here, this one’s on the house!”

*** Hands Schneider a martini. ***

“Welcome, welcome! We are celebrating tonight, and tonight we are putting the ‘celeb’ in ’celebrating!’”

TERRY SCHNEIDER: “Uh, tha- thanks… thank you, Mr. Dinkle. I … can we talk for a moment?”

MD: “Soitenly, soitenly, c’mon out to the balcony.”

*** Dinkle leads them through the lively scene. As they walk past YURI KRUSCHIEV, who is smiling at the attention he is receiving from three young ladies, the mike picks up: ***

YURI KRUSCHIEV: “... because in Mother Russia, vodka drinks you! And another thing … polar bear. They go without attention for months; but after those months …”

*** Finally, Dinkle, Schneider, and the cameraman are on the quieter balcony. ***

MD: “Ah, what a night! What a party! What a vindication! Undefeated, and undefeated in high style! We are well on our way to being the inaugural six-man tag team champions, and if that isn’t sound advertisement, a beacon to others to come under the auspices of Dinkle International Enterprises, I don’t know what is! Boy! I haven’t felt this great since that night I went toe-to-toe in a cage-”

TS: “Uh, Mr. Dinkle, your team is unquestionably a well-oiled machine, and their performance in the ring is-”

MD: “Is Marvelous! Stupendous! Oh, my boys had a little trouble getting traction upon first arriving, sure. As I stated before, they are from other places, and had to acclimate to a new climate, elevation, new rules like less biting, no horses, that kind of thing, but now? Great Murgatroid! *** Begins to soft-shoe and sing *** “We are on the waaaaaay, we are on the waaaaaay …”

TS: “Their success is undeniable, but don’t you think this celebration is a little-”

MD: “Quiet? Yeah, I don’t want them to get overconfident. I’m very responsible like that.”

*** The camera pans about the scene of dancers and minglers. Getting a view of Mangas and Namasaki, it focuses on them for a moment. They remain mostly still, occasionally looking at each other not so much in confusion but rather a mutual understanding of their shared opinion of all this. A waiter goes by, and Namasaki reaches for another glass. Missing his opportunity, he shrugs and starts eating his empty martini glass. As the painted madman crunches away, Mangas reaches over and helpfully wipes some stray bits of glass from the turtleneck, then nods. Neither smiles. Ever. The camera nervously shifts back to the bowler-wearing busimessman. ***

MD: "And this is just the beginning! Terry, m'boy, D.I.E. are about to go straight through the stratmosphere! Undefeated in the six-man tournament, then last night we put not one but TWO former heavyweight camps on their place, handily, I might add, and put the current champ on notice that HOLDING his title may be more difficult than he thinks!"

TS: "You have also been courting other athletes into your organization, haven't you?"

MD: "Oh, sure, sure, of course I have. La Nieve is among them, and that Lassiter lad. They haven’t accepted yet, but it is only a matter of time. When they see the value of someone like me backing their potential … BOOM! (***Schneider jumps, startled***) There'll be no stopping them, because there's no stopping us! Pro wrestling is a great business, and brother, I am here to give them the business!"

*** At that moment, a lout crash and a chorus of accompanying 's reams erupts from within the penthouse suite. Mangas walks out to the balcony, hoisting a waiter over his head and walking toward the balcony railing. With an audible "Oh, sh*t," both Schneider and the camera man back away for safety as Mangas calmly chucks the panicking waiter over the side. The horrified scream is interrupted by a splash, and the cameraman races to the edge. Below, on a lower level balcony, the waiter is seen struggling in a swimming pool. The cameraman whips about to see Mangas' mountain of a back going back into the party. ***

TS: "What the Hell-"

MD: "Ah don't worry about it." ***Down to the dog-paddling waiter *** "C'mon back up, I'll give ya a big tip! Now, Terry, where were we?"

TS: "Uh … uh … uh …"

MD: "Oh, you want a tip, too? Here's a good one: You bet, just you bet on Dinkle International Enterprises, bub, because we are it! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some very important ladies to attend to."

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