Starr is ready to get Reckless

[Rex_Camelot]

STARR: *Unnecessarily overbandaged* Watts, you really went and did it this time. And after I, PWA's first and best Heavyweight Champion gave you a chance at a fair match, you decided to play dirty and try to cripple me! It was only luck that kept you from bashing my head in with that sledgehammer, and when that didn't work, you had to try and strangle me not once, but twice! I had to let you get the pin so I'd be alive to get justice for this! You know, I once thought, when you went toe-to-toe with Angel Eyes way back when, maybe this blue-collar, spit-in-hand kid's not so bad. But now I see I was going soft, and look where that got me! I spent a week straight on Bourbon Street this offseason, trying to figure out where things went wrong, what I'd lost. Well now, thanks to you, kid, I don't have to look anymore. Kevin Starr is back, baby! And this Thursday at Assault, you, Little Sister Wyld and The Walking G-Fuel Can will be the first to see the Starr that made PWA's Heavyweight division what it is! And just to make sure you don't try to BLATANTLY bend the rules and try to take me out, I'm going to have one of the- *clears throat* hottest teams in PWA. I won't be distracted by those two... opponents outside the ring, so I'll be able to keep all my attention on putting you through the mat! Woo!