Promos for Assault 17 November 2018
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:59 am
Scene ooens up at Circus Maximus. The Mysterious jAi 1 is seen walking to the back area lockerrooms. He is walking pretty sure of himself. Johnny Ecks is seen holding an ice pack to his back.
Mj1: yo B, you aight mang?
Ecks: nah hell no! My back hurts man. Why didn't you tell me that dude was huge?
Mj1: yo B! I did tell you B. That Ronboy was a mini Giant! Is okay though, I got even with his tag partner. Just goes to show, that I ain't that old or out of shape to be in the ring, B.
Ecks: yo that was fly. That was legit! What are you calling that move dawg?
Mj1: the OGC! From outta knowhere?!
Ecks: no man, that whirlymagoo thingamadoo thang you did.
Mj1: How about WTHWT.
Ecks: fo reals?
Mj1: you know it B! WTHWT!!!! You gotta admit that was legit B.
But seriously how did you like my OGC!
Ecks: yo dawg that was tight.
Mj1: what about you B? You aight B? I know it was rough.
Ecks: hey man, that boy was a tough son of a gun. He gave me his all but I am still here. So what about you? Is the aMx back together?
Mj1: You know it B. Melly told me to keep an eye out on you, so we called Damion and asked permission B.
Ecks: Yasssss!!!!! afterMATH X is back and we on the attack . Yo we gotta get new threads that match!
Mj1: yo B let's do it! I got a couple new masks that are comin out. We actually sellin em through the Hot Topic stores.
Ecks: that's tight! Well sh*t no more f*cking around. We gotta train more mang. I got a few new moves I've been working on and that flying knee of yours I am incorporating to my moveset.
Mj1: that's cool B. We need to go get some tag team gold B.
Ecks: yes sir! I couldn't agree more.
Mj1: them tag teams betta beware! The aMx is comin atcha full force now B!
Ecks: yes sir! Right after I get my back fixed up! Damn you Ronboy! You will pay for this!!
Mj1: its okay B, I got his partner for you. That phony balogna Masked Faker.
Ecks: yeah man I saw that. We are 1 to 1 this time around.
Mj1: yo B, reminds me of the time you tapped out to Irv Sweaters.
Ecks: Shaddap! Say what ever happened to old swampy.
Mj1: last I heard he was sweeping the streets of New Orleans as a street sweeper. Driving that big rig.
Ecks: Well I guess it beats working at McDonald's. Good on him. Let's go home and train yo! *** he tries to move but falls down ***
Mj1: yo B! You aight B?! You ain't trainin tahnight B. We go home we rest up. We can train tomorrow. Yous is hurt. We need tah rest B.
Ecks: aight, aight man. I hate it when yous is right.
Mj1: yo B, glad you is finally listenin B.
Ecks: ey my ma didn't raise no dummy. I am hurtin today, but tomorrow is another day bro. Let's go back home to the 6 1 9. Back home to San Diego!
Mj1: yo B, let's go home!
Scene fades to black ***
Mj1: yo B, you aight mang?
Ecks: nah hell no! My back hurts man. Why didn't you tell me that dude was huge?
Mj1: yo B! I did tell you B. That Ronboy was a mini Giant! Is okay though, I got even with his tag partner. Just goes to show, that I ain't that old or out of shape to be in the ring, B.
Ecks: yo that was fly. That was legit! What are you calling that move dawg?
Mj1: the OGC! From outta knowhere?!
Ecks: no man, that whirlymagoo thingamadoo thang you did.
Mj1: How about WTHWT.
Ecks: fo reals?
Mj1: you know it B! WTHWT!!!! You gotta admit that was legit B.
But seriously how did you like my OGC!
Ecks: yo dawg that was tight.
Mj1: what about you B? You aight B? I know it was rough.
Ecks: hey man, that boy was a tough son of a gun. He gave me his all but I am still here. So what about you? Is the aMx back together?
Mj1: You know it B. Melly told me to keep an eye out on you, so we called Damion and asked permission B.
Ecks: Yasssss!!!!! afterMATH X is back and we on the attack . Yo we gotta get new threads that match!
Mj1: yo B let's do it! I got a couple new masks that are comin out. We actually sellin em through the Hot Topic stores.
Ecks: that's tight! Well sh*t no more f*cking around. We gotta train more mang. I got a few new moves I've been working on and that flying knee of yours I am incorporating to my moveset.
Mj1: that's cool B. We need to go get some tag team gold B.
Ecks: yes sir! I couldn't agree more.
Mj1: them tag teams betta beware! The aMx is comin atcha full force now B!
Ecks: yes sir! Right after I get my back fixed up! Damn you Ronboy! You will pay for this!!
Mj1: its okay B, I got his partner for you. That phony balogna Masked Faker.
Ecks: yeah man I saw that. We are 1 to 1 this time around.
Mj1: yo B, reminds me of the time you tapped out to Irv Sweaters.
Ecks: Shaddap! Say what ever happened to old swampy.
Mj1: last I heard he was sweeping the streets of New Orleans as a street sweeper. Driving that big rig.
Ecks: Well I guess it beats working at McDonald's. Good on him. Let's go home and train yo! *** he tries to move but falls down ***
Mj1: yo B! You aight B?! You ain't trainin tahnight B. We go home we rest up. We can train tomorrow. Yous is hurt. We need tah rest B.
Ecks: aight, aight man. I hate it when yous is right.
Mj1: yo B, glad you is finally listenin B.
Ecks: ey my ma didn't raise no dummy. I am hurtin today, but tomorrow is another day bro. Let's go back home to the 6 1 9. Back home to San Diego!
Mj1: yo B, let's go home!
Scene fades to black ***