MIGHTY COBRA: “...hiss....”
MIGHTY ANACONDA: “...”
COBRA: “So... once more, the eve of a glorious PWA supercard dawns... and once more, the MIGHTY Coldsnakes prepare to leap into the fray, fighting for truth and justice... dark avengers avenging darkly for the good of the weak and crappy. In just a few short days, evildoers shall face the power of justice’s dynamicer duo, as PWA’s masked marvels take on the dastardly duo of... of... waitaminute... who are we fighting again?”
***Anaconda whispers unintelligibly into Cobra’s ear.***
COBRA: “What do you mean we don’t have a match at the supercard?”
***Anaconda whispers again.***
COBRA: “What do you mean nobody wanted to fight us because we don’t wash our tights?”
***Anaconda whispers once more.***
COBRA: “What do you mean that we’ve received a restraining order barring us from the building?”
***Anaconda shrugs.***
COBRA: “What?! This is a freakin’ outrage! The biggest supercard of the millennium and the Mighty Coldsnakes aren’t even BOOKED?! This will not stand sir! Mighty Cobra and Mighty Anaconda will not take this news lying down! We are former PWA Tag-Team Champions! Even moreso, we are sentinels of liberty who defend the PWA Armada from evildoers! If we aren’t there, who will protect them from those who would do them harm? Who will they turn to in their darkest hour? Who will faun over with gifts of gratitude and crisp Andrew Jacksons?!”
***Cobra slaps the well-oiled chest of his tag-team partner.***
COBRA: “Oh we are GOING to PWA Undaunted! And furthermore... the Mighty Coldsnakes are having a freakin’ MATCH! You and me... we’re gonna march right into that ring and we aren’t going to leave until somebody comes down and faces the greatest freakin’ tag-team in the history of time and space! I swear on your life that the Coldsnakes are making history at PWA Undaunted... and if anybody has anything to say about that... well you butt-snacks know where to find us!!!”
***Cobra sticks out his tongue, flips a double-bird at the camera, and bounds off, leaving a confused Anaconda standing awkwardly. Fade to black.***Statistics: Posted by Quillz — Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:27 am
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