Mj1: yo B! What you got over ther wid you champ?!
Ecks: got the schedule for the opener.
Mj1: for real ese?! Who we got first? Spoilspor 3? Nikki Benz? The female Snowmang? What's his face? Or wait don't tell me it's Bobby Mackerel?
Ecks: nah man. Ain't nobody like those fools? And first off you gotta rember their names man. Spoiler 3, Nikki Benz is a porn Star. Nikki Wylde could be a game of thrones child of secret. Female Snow? It's a f*ck it Femake Snow it is. Robert I can't pronounce his goddamn name either and the last guy was Spencer the Molester What's his name!
Your first fight is gonna be Kevin Starrlord man! Ain't that exciting?
Mj1: say what? Why did y'all book me wid that big sumbitch?! He
a fat mufucka! And was the former champeen?!
Seriously? You booked me with that goof. Christ man I gotta deal with that dude? I weight a buck and the half, soakin wet wid a brick in my pants mang!
Ecks: it's too late to backout now fool. Besides you are at 170lbs now. Wid all that Jollobee you be eating you gettin big like the Samoan twins. You like the third brother man.
Mj1: wrong islands mang. I am half Filipino half Mexican B!
E ks: so you full Spanish then. Should be no problems. Kick his ass and Cutt him to size. You got this. Now finish trainin so we can eat some chicken.
Mj1: mang ain't this some shit.
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