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Prestige Wrestling Association Forums Premiere FirePro E-Fed 2019-08-07T12:00:50 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/app.php/feed/topic/400 2019-08-07T12:00:50 2019-08-07T12:00:50 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=400&p=538#p538 <![CDATA[Johnny Ecks calls for an interview]]> Johnny Ecks is seen looking for an interviewer, he finds a young intern named Vanessa. He goes to talk to her

Ecks: hey toots! Yeah you! I wanna talk to you!

Vanessa: excuse me sir, how can I help you?

Ecks: where is Damion Black? I need to speak to him.

Vanessa: Mr. Black is busy sir, what can I help you with?

Ecks: well toots, I am here to challenge a certain Wyld.

Vanessa: Akira? Alyssa? Nikki? Or Rebel sir?

Ecks: Akira is nothing more than a Johnny Ecks wannabe. Nikki is too young. Rebel, well I beat his ass up and down the floor. So that leaves my beloved Alyssa.

Vanessa: I will make note of it and send it over to the chairman sir.

Ecks: do me a favor toots,

Vanessa: sir my name is Vanessa, Carlyle sir.

Ecks: Carlyl? As in Louis Carlyl III?

Vanessa: yes sir, he's my father, and he says hello.

Ecks: when the hell did you start working here? I thought you guys are rich? Ain't cha?

Vanessa: yes sir, we are filthy rich sir. I started working here because I wanted to prove myself to my father, and he still remembers beating your butt sir. The Million Dollar Moneyman, Louis Carlyl III, beat Johnny Ecks, in a match during a SHAFT broadcast.

Ecks: girl nobody remembers any of that, just like no one here remembers who the hell Sean Connolly is or Irv Sweet, or even movie star chump, Alex Prime or even Pierre Robinson. Only important person is John Eckstrom, the one and only HTK. Johnny Ecks!

Vanessa: yes sir, just remember, you lost to my father. Mr. Black is busy at the moment, I will be more than happy to relay the message sir.

Ecks: okay toots, remember, I always win in the end. Toots.

Vanessa: it's Vanessa sir.

Ecks: yeah yeah whatever! Toots, daym, broad, chick, toots!

scene fades to black as Ecks walks off

Statistics: Posted by JohnnyX — Wed Aug 07, 2019 12:00 pm


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