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Prestige Wrestling Association Forums Premiere FirePro E-Fed 2018-08-15T16:19:45 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/app.php/feed/topic/171 2018-08-15T16:19:45 2018-08-15T16:19:45 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=255#p255 <![CDATA[Re: Watts Proposition]]>

Lane: Everywhere I go people are talking about me and Spencer Watts! I was kicking it with this DOPE honey and she wanted to know if I was adding more gold to my collection. I had to let her know that I was ready to put in that work and snatch that belt from Pantaro but first I had to take care or some business with Watts cuz he’s one tough customer!

I’ve never had a rival. In every sport I’ve competed in I have always outclassed everybody. No matter what I did nobody could touch me....until I ran into Spencer Watts. I’ll tell the world that I’m the better man and that’s what I feel, bro! But I can honestly say that NOBODY has pushed me the way Watts has.

He puts in work and my man is CRAZY strong! Watts can’t keep up with my cardio. I can go all day and this dude is looking to put me away early with his knockout power. We both have our differences but we both know what’s at stake. He’s country and I’m hip-hop. He’s low key, I’m in your face.

A shot at Pantaro is on the line and that means the action is gonna go up a notch! BIG SPENCE, get ready!! The time for talking is over! I’ve got a date with destiny and you’re in my way. At PWA Assault get ready to go INSANE!!!

(Scene fades to black.)

Statistics: Posted by BG05 — Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:19 pm


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2018-08-14T17:59:38 2018-08-14T17:59:38 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=254#p254 <![CDATA[Lance Steamer finds Pennyworth]]> Backstage, Lance Steamer has tracked down Richard Pennyworth III.

LANCE: Richard, there you are. I've been looking for you.
PENNYWORTH: Steamer. What can I do for you?
LANCE: You've heard that we're teaming together this week, right?

Pennyworth leans back, and appraises Steamer, looking him up and down.

PENNYWORTH: I've heard. To be frank, this doesn't put me in a great position, Lance. You are...well, let's just say that it's hard to be polite about your recent performances in the ring.

LANCE: I, uh...

PENNYWORTH: And beyond that, Akira gets to have a mystery partner, someone I can't even scout out ahead of time.

LANCE: Look, Richard...

PENNYWORTH: I'm not finished, Lance. Listen, you're a good guy. You are an amazing presence backstage, and both here and in other companies, you are a steadying presence. But even YOU have to admit that your skills and results leave a bit to be desired. So...if I'm going to team up with you, here's what's going to happen. You're going to come to the gym with me. You're going to watch video with me. You're going to scout with me. From now until after our match at Assault, you stick beside me.

Steamer hesitates, waiting to make sure Pennyworth is done.

LANCE: I can do that Richard.

PENNYWORTH: Good. Then, come with me. I think I have a good idea who Wyld's partner is going to end up being. Let's go watch some tape, then work on upping your game. Akira will never know what hit him...and when he ends up being defeated by me, again...victory for us both will be sweet.

LANCE: You have no idea.

PENNYWORTH: Lance, I think your stock is rising. Let's go.

The two walk off together, Pennyworth's arm around Steamer's shoulder.

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2018-08-14T17:45:42 2018-08-14T17:45:42 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=253#p253 <![CDATA[Regarding that title defense...]]> Nick Spoils, flanked by Armageddon, appears on the screen.

NICK: It appears that our esrtwhile leader, Damion Black, is up to his usual tricks. Rather than informing myself or either of my clients of their upcoming title defense, he elected to inform us that we would be fighting at the same time he tells the PWA Armada, during the press release about the card for the upcoming Assault.

This is completely unconscionable behaviour on the part of our owner and manager. Completely unprofessional of him in every respect. The fact is that since the beginning, Black has looked down upon my clients. He never wanted us to be champions -- hell, he stripped Armageddon of their rightfully earned tag team championship before they had even successfully defended it. His continued refusal to perform professionally in any regard is a stain upon this company. If you want another example, just look at his statements about the other company, iNCW. Those were NOT the words of a professional, not the words of a man who should be running a company like PWA.

Nevertheless.

NEVERTHELESS, my clients, the Reigning 2-Time PWA Tag Team Champions, Ragnarok and Gehenna, called ARMAGEDDON, will be at Assault. They wll step into the ring with the Coldsnakes. They will defeat those pretenders, and they will remain YOUR PWA Tag Team Champions.

Now, before the naysayers get all up in arms, allow me to rebut their arguments ahead of time. The same arguments that Damion Black has used against us time and again. That I, Nick Spoils, willfully interfere in a match for my clients. That I, Nick Spoils, abuse my position at ringside in a manner benefiting my clients. That I, Nick Spoils, am a cheater.

To those people, let me say this right now. I am NOT a cheater. Not once, not ever in my entire long career managing the best, the brightest, and the strongest to ever grace the squared circle, have I EVER stepped into a ring during a match I was not a part of. It's true, I can get over-exuberant sometimes in challenging the cheating I see performed by the opponents of my clients. It's true that I have stepped on the apron of the ring during a match to shout advice. But the simple fact of the matter is, that is NO match in which I have ever done that has such an act been considered improper or illegal. It is no fault of my own that my clients opponents cannot pay attention to what they're supposed to be doing. It is no fault of my own that the referee doesn't do his job, and focuses on me instead of making a three-count. And I completely refute any accusation otherwise.

So, this week, as the Main Event of Assault, Armageddon will face off against the Coldsnakes. I don't know if you saw the video of the two of them after the Giant Anaconda failed to defeat the...shall we say much smaller Snow. They ADMITTED to cheating. They admitted that Anaconda had loaded his mask with a steel plate. And yet...there was no punishment. No fine from Damion Black. No demand that they not help each other in the future. No forfeiture of the mask. Clearly, Damion Black has his favorites, and Armageddon is not one of them. So when Armageddon faces off against the Coldsnakes, Nick Spoils WILL be at ringside. And when, not IF but WHEN the Coldsnakes break the rules, you can be DAMNED sure I will point it out. And if those cheating antics of these so-called wrestlers results in a potential 3-count, you can be POSITIVE that I will be up on the ring apron shouting encouragement.

And if somehow...even if somehow, the Coldsnakes pull out a surprise victory...well, I will continue to advocate for my clients. We will insist that the Snakes' be checked for the weapons that they undoubtedly had used. We will insist that a video review of the end of the match be conducted. And WHEN the proof of their malfeasance is found, you can be ABSOLUTELY positive, that I, Nick Spoils, will be marching into Damion Black's office with that proof and DEMANDING that the result of the match be reversed.

For in the end, there is ONLY one potential outcome of this match when all cheating is removed. And that result is this -- Terry Schneider calling out to the PWA Armada, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNERS AND -STILL- PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, ARMAGEDDON".

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2018-08-12T13:49:45 2018-08-12T13:49:45 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=252#p252 <![CDATA[Scene opens up at 24 hour fitness in San Diego]]>
Mj1: YO B! Heard you fight the Mac this week. What you thinking?

JX: YEP. Going to fun, that xat was fighting the champ a few weeks ago. Now he gonna feel the Xplex and the XFactor and may be even a elbow drop from the top. I will show that fool that I ain't one to f*ck wid.

Mj1: Yo B! You need to relax mang, gettin all hyped up like that ain't good for the soul b.

JX: I will relax after I win. Yo lets go get sumthin tah eat mang. I heard Applebees got that riblets deal, all you can eat!

Mj1: yo b! I am so down! Let's eat some riblets! I feel like I could eat some kechon too. Afterwards let's go to a filipino joint like Mang Gorios.

JX: that place closed down years ago mang! Let's hit up Jollibee!

Mj1: cool, let's go now! I is hungry for some chicken joy!

JX: Let's bounce!!!

Mj1: jeah boy!

Scene fades to black

Statistics: Posted by JohnnyX — Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:49 pm


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2018-08-09T17:43:33 2018-08-09T17:43:33 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=251#p251 <![CDATA[Re: Watts Proposition]]> Statistics: Posted by BG05 — Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:43 pm


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2018-08-09T03:37:17 2018-08-09T03:37:17 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=250#p250 <![CDATA[Re: Watts Proposition]]> Statistics: Posted by Gary Bloomfield — Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:37 am


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2018-08-09T03:32:31 2018-08-09T03:32:31 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=249#p249 <![CDATA[Watts Proposition]]> The camera opens to Spencer Watts shoveling a horse stall for new hay. He takes a torn up rag from his back pocket and wipes the sweat off his face before leaning the shovel against the stall.

"Everything you see right here has made me the workhorse, pardon the pun, that you folks at home have witnessed here in PWA. It's things like this that taught me to keep on goin cause there is more that depends on me than just me. The animals I raise, the family I'll support one day, and the PWA fans... All of that depends on me to keep on going and find victory where ever it may be. But I didn't ask this nice camera man to come stand out here in the hot Kentucky sun and listen to me ramble about values and such."

Spencer tosses a bottle of water to the camera man, the camera shakes a bit before coming back into focus.

" In order for The Blueprint Spencer Watts to be the best he can be, by God he's gotta beat the best! Insane Jack Lane, you're one hell of an athlete just like me and you damn sure got my number but I ain't done yet. We're one and one right now in singles and I think it's time we find out who's the best hands down! I'm challenging you to a Best of Five series Jack! Baseball's been figuring out whos the best in the business this way for a long time. I say you and me have our own mini world series and see just who the best is.. Neither of us may have a belt to put in a fancy case or carry over our shoulder when its done, but we'll for damn sure have the respect of the PWA fans and of everyone in the locker room after we go balls to the wall in every dang match!"

Spencer red from the heat and yelling as he wipes more sweat from his face.

"What do ya say Jack? Shall we tear this bad boy down like I know we can?"

With a smile, Spencer tucks his rag back in his pocket and goes back to cleaning. The camera fades.

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2018-08-09T02:56:09 2018-08-09T02:56:09 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=248#p248 <![CDATA[Statement from PWA President Damion Black]]>
DAMION BLACK: “It has come to light that athletes contracted under Prestige Wrestling Association have made appearances and competed in another wrestling promotion, iNoob Championship Wrestling, also known as iNCW. The athletes that have competed include myself, the current iNCW Heavyweight Champion. I know many of our fans and many others who follow the sport of professional wrestling have many questions, especially in regard to our athlete’s actions. First, just to get it out of the way, I have clearly not retired from professional wrestling. In the interest of fair play, I have purposefully excluded myself from competing in PWA specifically, and I fully intend to continue that policy.

“Secondly, there has been some criticism directed at the nature of PWA athletes’ actions in iNCW, from my refusal to defend the iNCW Heavyweight Championship to the most recent altercation between Patrick “The Professional” and Akira Wyld. I understand the criticism. On the other hand, those who are doing the criticism are unfortunately short-sighted and understandably ignorant, especially where the goals of these actions are concerned. On the surface, these actions simply appear to be ruthless business. They appear to be underhanded, even reprehensible. What I would have our critics understand is that while this is business, there is much more at stake. PWA is following an aggressive business model fashioned after the Roman Empire. Allow me to explain. iNCW is a promotion that flails about in its existence, languishing in mediocrity and barely managing to keep itself alive. The wrestlers under contract to iNCW are trapped in a dead-end with no hope of bettering themselves or their careers. Like the Roman Empire, PWA seeks to save the barbarian promotion iNCW from its misguided leadership through conquest. Conquest is not the end, though. PWA will then bring iNCW to the level of competition and respectability that honors the sport of professional wrestling.

“Make no mistake; this is not simply about conquest and business. You see, every time the athletes in PWA walk between those sacred ropes and enter the hallowed ground of the squared circle, they are being compared to the *ahem* “talent” in iNCW. Their roster of man-children and debutantes appear weekly in a run-down, neglected facsimile of a wrestling arena and pretend to be professional athletes. As silly as their antics of dressing in animal costumes and imitating fictional superheroes are, there is very real danger. You see, iNCW does have a small but growing number of fanatical heathens who, in their own ignorance, actually believe what iNCW presents is professional wrestling. This gross misrepresentation of our revered sport is an atrocity, an abomination, and I for one will not stand for it! We cannot and will not stay idle while our sport, our athletic philosophy, our legacy, our very way of life is diminished and demeaned by these unwashed cretins. iNCW is a threat that we will meet and extinguish for the honor of our sport. That is all.”

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2018-08-07T01:15:36 2018-08-07T01:15:36 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=247#p247 <![CDATA[Akira Wyld has some thoughts about Richard Pennyworth backstage after Assault...]]>
STOCKHOLM: “Akira Wyld, the viewers at home just witnessed a disgusting display perpetrated by Brawler Beckett and yourself. The two of you interrupted a live PWA broadcast and viciously assaulted veteran performer Lance Steamer, after he had already wrestled a grueling match against Kevin Starr for the PWA Heavyweight Title. How do you justify your heinous actions?”

WYLD: “You want to talk heinous actions? Fine, let’s talk about what that ARROGANT, self-absorbed, pay-to-win rich boy Dick Pennyworth did to me and my ADVOCATE Bartholomew Beckett in live TV! He interrupted an interview that had NOTHING to do with him. I was airing a personal grievance with Lance Steamer face to face, LIKE A MAN, and Damion Black’s Yacht Club buddy rushed the ring and put his hands on me! What kind of man does that Stockholm?”

STOCKHOLM: “Unless I’m mistaken Mr. Wyld, I believe you and Mr. Beckett did that yourselves to Richard Pennyworth just last week.

***Wyld narrows his eyes at Stockholm.***

WYLD: “Oh sure... WE’RE the bad guys. After everything Damion Black has done to ruin our careers, we’re the bad guys. Why? Because we stood up for ourselves against a corrupt organization? No, you don’t get to spin this one you fake-news spewing mouthpiece. Facts are facts! Like an underhanded lowlife, Richard Pennyworth he attacked me! He drove his knee right into my mouth. I’m lucky I didn’t require dental surgery after that! And even worse, he threw my LICENSED MANAGER MR. Bartholomew Beckett over the top rope like he was a sack of garbage. Not only was that disrespectful but thanks to the trauma Mr. Beckett sustained he’s at a county hospital RIGHT NOW being checked out. Black is going to hear from our lawyers if he’s been injured, let me tell you.”

***Suddenly, a bandaged and bruised Lance Steamer marches into the frame and gets in Akira Wyld’s face. He grabs Wyld by the throat and shoves him into the lockers with a loud slam! Wyld puts both of his hands up and turns to Stockholm.***

WYLD: “You see?! You see what kind of bull crap I have to put up with here in PWA? What kind of an organization is Black running when a man gets assaulted backstage while conducting an interview??”

STEAMER: “Wyld, you embarrassed me on national television. You and Beckett cheap shotted me and left me laying and you’d better believe I’m gonna make you pay for it!”

***Wyld slaps Steamer’s hands off him and jerks away from the lockers.***

WYLD: “Oh please! You embarrassed YOURSELF tonight with that pathetic performance against Kevin Starr. You want someone to blame for your sorry life you look right in the mirror!”

STEAMER: “I’m sick of your crap Wyld. Fight me next week on Assault! You want to make an example of me by beating me down, then do it in the ring. Let’s see if this old dog has one more trick to show you!”

***Wyld glances at Stockholm and laughs.***

WYLD: “Oh that’s rich. That’s downright priceless! What makes you think you deserve a match with someone of my caliber? I already made an example of you in the ring. You have NOTHING to offer me.”

STEAMER: “You think I’m a joke? Ok, fine then. I just figured you’d want to fight SOMEONE since you’re so dead-set on ducking Richard Pennyworth.”

WYLD: “What the hell did you say to me?”

STEAMER: “It just seems to me that you’ve spent an awful long time complaining about a guy you don’t seem interested in actually facing in the ring.”

WYLD: “Now you listen here you ABSOLUTE loser. I already beat Pennyworth down. I’ve beaten every guy he’s ever stepped in the ring with. He isn’t on my level! I could take him any time I wanted to. It just so happens I have bigger fish to fry. And trust me, if I’m too important to bother with Pennyworth, then you’d better believe you’re not even a blip on my radar. Now get out of my FACE before I rearrange yours right here in this locker room.”

***Before Steamer can respond, Wyld pushes past him violently and storms out of the locker room, leaving a fuming Lance Steamer gritting his teeth as the camera fades to black.***

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2018-08-06T16:22:28 2018-08-06T16:22:28 http://2d12.com/prestige/forum/viewtopic.php?t=171&p=246#p246 <![CDATA[Promos for Assault 17 August 2018]]>
COBRA: “So... big guy... out there... that was a heck of a match wasn’t it?”

***Anaconda glances wearily back toward the entrance area, and then back to Cobra. A bead of sweat runs down his massive chest.***

COBRA: “Oh yeah... I was watching from back here. Good technique big guy. LOVED the way you threw that Snow guy all over the ring. Suplex after suplex. Ass-blasting slams... manly flexing... you had that lightweight Hostess Cake right where you wanted him from the opening bell! Big massive monster like you, dishing it hot and meaty like the cafeteria lunch lady on sloppy joe night. No doubt about it, you were the TOTAL
package out there. There was juuuuust one little problem.”

***Anaconda wipes sweat from his brow and nods.***

COBRA: “Yep! That dirtbag Snow cheated! The old LOADED MASK trick!”

***Anaconda points to his head and nods enthusiastically.***

COBRA: “I could TOTALLY see it from back here! You had everything going your way until that dirty little lawbreaker started laying in the headbutts! It was DASTARDLY what that milk-white milquetoast got away with out there!”

***Anaconda bangs a knuckle against the front of his mask, resulting in an audible metallic ‘thunk’ sound. Cobra gestures at Anaconda’s mask and nods vigorously.***

COBRA: “Amen brother! Everyone who’s ANYONE in this biz KNOWS you load your mask with a metal plate before all your big matches! You’ve been doing it since SHAFT! That scumbag Snow KNEW you had a loaded mask and he VICIOUSLY attacked it with his head, slamming it into your forehead OVER and OVER again! Metal on flesh contact again and again! I could hear the thuds from here! What kind of man resorts to that level of abuse? I ask you WHAT KIND OF MAN?!”

***Anaconda and Cobra both bow their heads and hold eachother for support.***

COBRA: “But it’s okay big man... it’s ok. You may have lost today. But I’ve still got an ace or two up my sleeve.”

***Anaconda cocks his head and checks Cobra’s arms.***

COBRA: “No... no not these sleeves. I’m not... I’m not even wearing a shirt. You know I don’t own any shirts. They chafe my sensitive supple parts. But I did buy a pair of sleeves at the goodwill last week and I ASSSURE you, there is an ace or two stowed snuggly inside them. They’re... they’re in my locker next to Derrick.”

***Anaconda stares blankly at Cobra for several seconds.***

COBRA: “ANYWAY... as I was saying. Snow may outweigh us... he may have the numbers advantage... but in the end, we will prevail! We will stand strong and hoist our squirming, fleshy title high above our heads in triumph! And if that means I need to step into the ring with that lowlife cheater myself, then I’LL FIND AWAY TO AVOID IT!”

***Cobra and Anaconda strike a manly tandem pose.***

COBRA: “Come on big guy... I hear recent federal regulations have made it legal to 3D print certain lethal items without a permit. Let’s go to the print store at the mall and print us up another tag-team partner to fight Snow.”

***The Coldsnakes completely whiff a huge high-five and saunter their way down the hall. Fade to black.***

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